For the ones who take Christmas snacking way too seriously, this cap is your official uniform. Boldly stitched with “Off My Tits on Pigs in Blankets,” it’s a cheeky nod to British humour, festive feasts, and the inevitable food coma that follows.
🧢 Embroidery: “Off My Tits on Pigs in Blankets” (front)
🎄 Material: Soft, vintage-washed cotton cap
📏 Fit: Adjustable strap for a comfy fit
✨ One size fits most
Perfect for Christmas markets, family chaos, or your annual M&S picky bits buffet.
⚠️ Sample shown in Bottle Green with white thread — your chosen colour will be shipped as selected. Please email after you order if you’d like to swap the thread colour.
💌 Each order is stitched and packed with love (and probably a mouthful of pigs in blankets) from our home studio.
