For readers who know the real love of their life only exists on the page, this cap says it all. With “Off my tits on fictional men” stitched boldly across the front, it’s a tongue-in-cheek nod to British humour and the shared delusion we’re all happily living in.
🧢 Embroidery: “Off my tits on fictional men” (front) 🌟 Material: Soft, vintage-washed cotton cap 📏 Fit: Adjustable strap for a comfy fit ✨ One size fits most
Perfect for book club banter, casual wanders, or simply declaring your unashamed obsession with fictional heartthrobs.
Cap shown is bottle green.
💌 Each order is stitched and packed with love (and a healthy dose of sarcasm) from our home studio.
